Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING
(via mentalteens)
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my wedding cake is going to be a pizza
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the 2 for 20 at chile’s is romance what the fuck do you mean?
(via poison-inmy-veins)
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